Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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