im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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