I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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