Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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