I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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