So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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