just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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