when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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