yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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