your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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