That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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