Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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