I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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