Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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