I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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