Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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