He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I just want to make out with him forever
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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