Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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