Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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