; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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