I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Randomize
