one two three fourrrrnication!
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Randomize
