IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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