that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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