so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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