theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Floor bacon is actually really good
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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