This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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