I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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