Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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