didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
we should paint friendship bongs
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