Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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