Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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