I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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