just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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