my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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