Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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