I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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