Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I need to calm my uterus...
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Randomize
