u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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