Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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