their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
