I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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