What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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