ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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