we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
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