you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
