The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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