He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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