But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Randomize
