I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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